Your name is CASS. A number of DIRTY CLOTHES and POINTLESS PLUSH TOYS are scattered about your room. You have very little INTERESTS. You have a passion for REWRITING SONG LYRICS. You like to SING and DRAW but you are not very good at either. You have a fondness for FICTIONAL HOMOSEXUALS and are an aspiring TEACHER. You also like to eat gratuitous amounts of CHEETOS and roleplay DAVE STRIDER. Your chum handle is davefuckingStrider.