follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

holyflaps:

HELLO THANK U NEW FOLLOWERS U FOLLOWED ME 4 HOMESTUCK ILL GIVE U HOMESTUCK 

holyflaps:

HELLO THANK U NEW FOLLOWERS U FOLLOWED ME 4 HOMESTUCK ILL GIVE U HOMESTUCK 

turniiip:

A gyroid that I made in Ceramics! It doesn’t dance, but can be used as a container.

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

flomation:

jessthenot-sohotmess:

theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

xxserenityhimexx:

spooky-little-wigglytuff:

sherlockisthenight:

goldieclemmons:

bohemian-feathers:

imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol

imagine trying to get up these stairs sober

imagine trying

imaging falling down those stairs

but once you mastered them, and some murderer broke in -you could escape upstairs. And while they try to figure out how the hell they work, you can slip out the window and escape to freedom. Just sayin.

Looks decently zombie proof too

You know what’d be even cooler? Is if these stairs were able to turn and slide inward (perhaps via a mechanism at the top?), creating a flat wall which no intruder nor zombie nor basement-monster-that-you-swear-follows-you-as-you-run-upstairs could get up

but if you forget that in the morning and fall down the stairs, you might break your arm, or your everything.

flomation:

jessthenot-sohotmess:

theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

xxserenityhimexx:

spooky-little-wigglytuff:

sherlockisthenight:

goldieclemmons:

bohemian-feathers:

imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol

imagine trying to get up these stairs sober

imagine trying

imaging falling down those stairs

but once you mastered them, and some murderer broke in -you could escape upstairs. And while they try to figure out how the hell they work, you can slip out the window and escape to freedom. Just sayin.

Looks decently zombie proof too

You know what’d be even cooler? Is if these stairs were able to turn and slide inward (perhaps via a mechanism at the top?), creating a flat wall which no intruder nor zombie nor basement-monster-that-you-swear-follows-you-as-you-run-upstairs could get up

but if you forget that in the morning and fall down the stairs, you might break your arm, or your everything.